First Of All Eat A D-ck Tee

Description

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Add a splash of playful cheekiness to your wardrobe with our "First Of All, Eat A Duck" t-shirt. This quirky tee is perfect for those who love a good pun and enjoy a humorous twist on expressions. Whether you're out with friends, at a casual dining spot, or just enjoying a day in the park, this shirt is sure to quack up a conversation.

Made from soft, breathable fabric, this t-shirt promises all-day comfort and a fit that flatters any body type. The vibrant, bold lettering stands out, ensuring that your fun message doesn't go unnoticed, while the high-quality print maintains its look wash after wash.

Wear this tee as a lighthearted statement of your playful personality and unique style. It's an ideal choice for anyone with a love for humor and a casual, standout look.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

First Of All Eat A D-ck Tee