I Wish I Was A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Dive into a world of whimsy and wit with our "I Wish I Was A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head" women's t-shirt. This playful piece is perfect for those who dream of a magical escape from the ordinary, blending fantasy with a sharp sense of humor. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it promises all-day comfort whether you're out on an adventure or just kicking back at home.

The bold statement on this tee captures the imagination and serves as a humorous nod to those moments when only a unicorn's powers could suffice. It's designed for the dreamers, the thinkers, and those who don't shy away from a little sarcasm.

Whether you're adding a touch of fantasy to your everyday look or gifting it to a friend who appreciates a good laugh, this t-shirt is a unique conversation starter. Slip into this comfy tee and let your mythical spirit shine, horn and all, in the most delightful way.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

I Wish I Was A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head Tee