My Milkshake Continually Brings Morons To The Yard Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

My Milkshake Continually Brings Morons to the Yard – Women's Statement T-Shirt

Some people attract success, others attract adventure… and then there are those of us who seem to have a magnet for morons. If your life feels like a never-ending parade of questionable characters, this My Milkshake Continually Brings Morons to the Yard tee was made for you.

Soft, breathable, and designed for everyday wear, this shirt keeps you comfortable as you navigate the latest round of unsolicited advice, bad pickup lines, and general nonsense. The relaxed fit makes it easy to style with jeans for a casual look or pair with leggings when you just need to sit back and wonder why this keeps happening.

Perfect for those who embrace life with a sense of humor, this tee is a fun way to acknowledge the chaos while keeping your cool. Wear it as a lighthearted statement, or gift it to a friend who really understands the struggle.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

My Milkshake Continually Brings Morons To The Yard Tee