Actually This Is My First Rodeo And I'm Very Scared Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Actually, This Is My First Rodeo… and I’m Very Scared – Women’s Statement T-Shirt

You’ve heard “This ain’t my first rodeo,” but let’s be honest—sometimes it totally is. And you're just trying to keep it together while life bucks like a wild bull. If you’ve ever walked into a situation pretending to know what you’re doing (but internally screaming), this tee gets you.

Soft, comfy, and hilariously honest, it’s perfect for new jobs, awkward social events, parenting, adulthood—basically everything. It’s your subtle way of saying, “I have no idea what’s going on, but I showed up anyway.”

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Soft, Easygoing Fabric – Because being brave is exhausting enough
✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Looks great even when you’re low-key panicking
✔️ Relatable Print That Hits Home – Says what everyone else is pretending not to feel
✔️ Perfect for Everyday Courage – Pair it with jeans, sneakers, and a deep breath

For the women who show up, give it their best shot, and admit when they’re just winging it—this one’s for you.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $100.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
Items marked final sale are not eligible for return.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

Actually This Is My First Rodeo And I'm Very Scared Tee