Caution Very Polite But Also Feral Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Of course! Here's a fun, sharp, and relatable product description for the women's statement t-shirt "Caution: Very Polite But Also Feral", written with a casual tone and SEO best practices in mind:

Description:

You say “please” and “thank you,” hold the door for strangers, and smile at the cashier. But push the wrong button—and the unhinged side shows up real fast. The “Caution: Very Polite But Also Feral” t-shirt is for the woman who’s mastered the art of being socially acceptable while secretly one inconvenience away from snapping.

It’s the perfect mix of manners and mayhem. You’re kind, sure—but you're also tired, overstimulated, and done pretending everything’s fine when it’s clearly not. Whether it's parenting, work, or just daily life testing your limits, this tee says it all without you having to raise your voice.

With its soft fabric and relaxed fit, it’s made for women who know how to keep it together—and also know when to let loose. Wear it on grocery runs, school drop-offs, or anytime you need a little personal space in public.

Product Highlights:

Soft cotton-blend fabric that’s gentle, even if you’re not feeling that way
Relaxed fit for all-day wear, whether you're zen or feral
A perfect gift for the high-functioning overthinker in your life
Bold, long-lasting print that holds up better than your last nerve

Because being polite doesn’t mean you’re not secretly unhinged.

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Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

Caution Very Polite But Also Feral Tee