Don't Ask Me What My Dream Job Is I Don't Dream About Working Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Don’t Ask Me What My Dream Job Is— I Don’t Dream About Working – Women’s Statement T-Shirt

Let’s be honest—no one’s fantasizing about spreadsheets or morning meetings. If your dream life includes sleeping in, traveling the world, or doing absolutely nothing productive, this tee is speaking your language.

Soft, comfy, and packed with unapologetic truth, it’s perfect for the women who work hard but daydream harder. Whether you’re pushing through your 9-to-5 or just surviving on caffeine and wishful thinking, this shirt is your not-so-subtle reminder that retirement vibes are the real goal.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Super Soft Fabric – Because if you have to work, you might as well be comfortable
✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Laid-back look for laid-back dreams
✔️ Bold, Honest Print – Says what everyone else is afraid to admit
✔️ Wear It Anywhere – Perfect for casual Fridays, Zoom calls, or planning your early exit

For the women who know that dreaming big has nothing to do with a job title—this one’s for you.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

Don't Ask Me What My Dream Job Is I Don't Dream About Working Tee