Generation X Raised On Hose Water And Neglect Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Product Description:

Step aside, everyone—Generation X is in the house, and we're here to tell it like it is. The "Generation X Raised On Hose Water And Neglect" statement t-shirt is more than just a top; it's a badge of honor for those who grew up tough, independent, and a little bit feral. Remember drinking straight from the garden hose on a hot summer day? Or the hours spent outside until the streetlights came on? This shirt is a tribute to a no-nonsense childhood that didn’t need participation trophies or Wi-Fi to survive.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this relaxed-fit t-shirt is perfect for casual outings, nostalgic get-togethers, or just lounging around reminiscing about the good old days. Whether you're grabbing a coffee or sparking up a “back in my day” conversation, this tee will spark laughs and knowing nods from anyone who gets it.

Features:

Material: 100% premium cotton for all-day comfort.
Fit: Unisex sizing with a relaxed fit to suit every body type.
Design: Bold, high-quality print that stays crisp through every wash.
Statement: Guaranteed to get smiles and spark conversations wherever you go.

Celebrate the grit, humor, and resilience of growing up Gen X with a t-shirt that says what everyone’s thinking. Perfect for yourself or as a gift for that friend who knows exactly what “hose water and neglect” means.

Keywords: Generation X t-shirt, funny Gen X shirt, nostalgic statement tee, unisex graphic t-shirt, vintage-inspired Gen X apparel.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $100.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
Items marked final sale are not eligible for return.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

Generation X Raised On Hose Water And Neglect Tee