I Don't Know How Many Coffees It Takes To Be Friendly Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

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Description:

You’re not grumpy—you’re just under-caffeinated. The “I Don’t Know How Many Coffees It Takes To Be Friendly” t-shirt is for the woman who needs a solid caffeine foundation before she can form complete sentences, let alone fake small talk.

This tee says what every tired, overworked, and socially-drained person wants to blurt out at 7 a.m.—approach with caution, and maybe a latte. Whether you’re navigating school drop-offs, office chatter, or just trying to function in a world that starts way too early, this shirt gets it.

Made with soft, breathable fabric and a relaxed fit, it’s designed for comfort—especially when you're still on cup number one and trying your best not to make eye contact.

Product Highlights:

Soft cotton-blend fabric made for slow starts and strong coffee
Relaxed fit that pairs perfectly with leggings, sneakers, and a caffeine fix
Hilariously honest message for anyone who’s not a morning person by choice
A great gift for the friend who can’t be held accountable before their second cup—or for yourself, if mornings just aren’t your thing

Because kindness takes energy—and energy takes coffee. Lots of it.

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Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

I Don't Know How Many Coffees It Takes To Be Friendly Tee