I Farted That's As Close To Giving Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

I Farted… That’s As Close As I’m Getting to Giving – Women’s Statement T-Shirt

Generosity comes in many forms… just maybe not this one. This I Farted… That’s As Close As I’m Getting to Giving t-shirt is for those who bring humor wherever they go—whether people like it or not. Perfect for anyone who prefers to keep their “gifts” simple and unexpected, this tee is guaranteed to get a few laughs (and maybe a few side-eyes).

Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s great for casual wear, laid-back hangouts, or as the ultimate conversation starter. A hilarious gift for the unapologetically blunt, this shirt is a fun way to let the world know you’re giving what you can—just don’t expect much more.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

I Farted That's As Close To Giving Tee