I Fully Intend To Haunt People When I Die Tee

Description

Presenting the bewitchingly playful statement t-shirt: "(I Fully Intend To Haunt People When I Die I Have A List)" – a quirky mix of humor, wit, and supernatural sass perfect for the mischievous young woman!

Ever feel like some people just need a haunting? Wishing you could come back from the afterlife to give them a taste of their own medicine?

This spirited t-shirt is your enchanting answer. Woven from ethereal-soft, 100% organic cotton, it feels like a phantom caress on your skin, whispering tales of mischief.

With its captivating design and cryptic message, you'll send shivers down spines while showcasing your wicked sense of humor. Ideal for Halloween parties, ghostly gatherings, or adding a touch of paranormal pizzazz to your everyday look.

So, indulge your inner poltergeist and wear this t-shirt with pride. Let the world know that you fully intend to haunt people when you die – and that you've got a list to prove it!

Distinctive attributes: Striking design, witty slogan, perfect for showcasing your personal flair and humor.
Material details: Ultra-soft, 100% cotton fabric, vivid print, crafted with environmentally-friendly materials.
Fashion tips: Combine with torn jeans, stylish boots, and a bold jacket for a trendsetting, edgy look.
Broad sizing: Available in sizes Small to 3XL, accommodating diverse body shapes and ensuring an ideal fit.
Care suggestions: Cold machine wash, low tumble dry, and keep print away from direct heat for lasting vibrance.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

I Fully Intend To Haunt People When I Die Tee