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I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected Sweatshirt
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I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected Sweatshirt
Description
About this product:
- Luxuriously soft fabric: Revel in the supreme comfort of our sweatshirt's ultra-soft material, perfect for all-day wear.
- Casual and cozy styling: Pair with jeans for a laid-back look or leggings for maximum relaxation, showcasing your humor.
- Comfy, relaxed fit: Designed with your comfort in mind, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you stay cozy and at ease.
- Inclusive size range: Choose from sizes XS-XXL for a perfect fit that lets you flaunt your selective hearing powers.
- Easy care instructions: Maintain your sweatshirt's vibrancy and softness by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble drying low.
Introducing the "I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected" Sweatshirt – the perfect blend of humor and style for those who know when to tune in and when to tune out!
Life is full of noise, but you have the unique ability to filter out what matters and what doesn't. This cheeky sweatshirt is designed to let you wear your selective hearing skills with a touch of sass!
Crafted from an irresistibly soft fabric that feels like a hug, our sweatshirt ensures you stay comfortable as you navigate through the struggles of everyday life. The relaxed fit adds an extra layer of coziness, making this sweatshirt your go-to for both indoor lounging and outdoor adventures.
The witty statement pops against a palette of timeless colors, catching the eyes of everyone around you while showcasing your delightful sense of humor. Pair it with jeans for a casual look or leggings for ultimate relaxation.
Order yours today and let your sweatshirt speak volumes about your unmatched ability to filter out the noise!
| Size guide | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
Shipping / Returns
Shipping
- We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
- You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
- We offer free shipping on orders over $50.
Returns
- We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
- To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
- For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions
Store Credit & Exchanges
- Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.
Sizing Chart
Care
To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:
- Hand wash cold with mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron or dry clean
- Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape
For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.
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