If I Was A Vegetable I Would Be A Cabbitch Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

If I Was a Vegetable, I’d Be a Cabbitch – Women’s Statement T-Shirt

Not everyone’s cut out to be sweet and soft like a baby carrot. Some of us are tough, layered, and just a little salty—kind of like a cabbage with attitude. This tee is for the women who own their boldness, dish out honesty in thick slices, and don’t wilt under pressure.

Soft, cheeky, and full of sass, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who’s embraced their unapologetic personality with a healthy dose of humor. Whether you're keeping it real, setting boundaries, or just in a mood, this tee does the talking for you.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Super Soft Fabric – Because even cabbitches deserve comfort
✔️ Relaxed, Flattering Fit – Casual style with a sharp personality twist
✔️ Funny, Bold Print – Delivers your attitude with a side of clever wordplay
✔️ Effortless Pairing – Looks great with denim, joggers, or a strong opinion

For the women who know they're not everyone's cup of tea—and wouldn’t want to be anyway—this shirt is a statement served with spice.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

If I Was A Vegetable I Would Be A Cabbitch Tee