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If You Were A Cookie You'd Be A Whoreo Tee

Sale price $48.00
Color: Black Heather
Size: S

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If You Were A Cookie You'd Be A Whoreo Tee

If You Were A Cookie You'd Be A Whoreo Tee

  • Made from a premium cotton blend, offering unmatched quality, breathability, and ultimate comfort.
  • Stylishly versatile, pair it with jeans for a casual day out, or layer under a jacket for cooler evenings.
  • Our tee offers a true-to-size fit, available in a wide range of sizes from Small to 3XL, catering to all body types.
  • Features bold, durable print that maintains vibrancy and clarity, even after numerous washes.
  • For lasting charm, machine wash on gentle cycle, use non-chlorine bleach only, and tumble dry low.
Introducing our hilariously cheeky "If You Were A Cookie, You'd Be A Whoreo" t-shirt. This isn’t just a piece of clothing, it's a wearable punchline set to leave your audience in fits of laughter.

Our tee, made from the softest, breathable cotton, ensures an ultra-comfy fit while dishing out its sassy message. Its bold, clear print is a playful jab at the world, guaranteed to sprinkle your day with laughter and amused side-glances.

So, whether you're looking for the perfect ice-breaker at a party, or simply want to put a fun twist on your casual style, this shirt has got you covered. Slide into this tee, and let its audacious humor do the talking. After all, who said you can't mix dessert and sass? Now that's a recipe for deliciously daring fashion!
Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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  • We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
  • You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
  • We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

  • We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
  • To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
  • For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

  • Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

  • Hand wash cold with mild detergent
  • Do not bleach
  • Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Do not iron or dry clean
  • Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

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