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I'm Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Tee

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I'm Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Tee
Description
- Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
- Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
- Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
- Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
- Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin
Product Title: Women's Statement T-Shirt - "I'm Not Clumsy, Just The Floor Hates Me"
Product Description:
Life’s too short to be serious—especially when the floor seems to have it out for you. Our "I'm Not Clumsy, Just The Floor Hates Me" women's statement t-shirt is the perfect blend of humor and charm for anyone who knows the struggle of an unexpected stumble.
Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, this tee offers both comfort and style for everyday wear. Whether you’re out running errands, hanging with friends, or recovering from your latest accidental trip, this t-shirt is here to keep your look effortlessly cool while showcasing your playful side.
It’s a great conversation starter, a relatable wardrobe staple, and a fun gift for the friend who’s always battling gravity. Wear it proudly and let the world know it’s not you—it’s the floor.
Key Features:
- Lightweight, soft fabric for all-day comfort
- Relaxed, classic fit that pairs well with jeans or leggings
- Durable, fade-resistant print for long-lasting style
- Available in a range of colors and sizes
Why You’ll Love It:
This t-shirt isn’t just funny—it’s you. Relatable, quirky, and effortlessly stylish, it’s a perfect addition to your casual wardrobe. Embrace life’s little missteps with humor and let everyone know you’re taking it all in stride (even if the floor isn’t cooperating).
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Shipping / Returns
Shipping
- We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
- You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
- We offer free shipping on orders over $50.
Returns
- We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
- To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
- For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions
Store Credit & Exchanges
- Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.
Sizing Chart

Care
To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:
- Hand wash cold with mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron or dry clean
- Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape
For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.








