It's So Hot I Wish I Could Put My Titties Up In A Ponytail Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Embrace the heat with a twist of humor in our "It's So Hot I Wish I Could Put My Titties Up In A Ponytail" T-shirt. Designed for those sweltering days when you wish you could get a little more creative with staying cool, this tee is a cheeky addition to your summer wardrobe.

Made from lightweight, airy fabric, it promises to keep you comfortable even on the hottest days. The playful phrase is printed in bold, eye-catching letters that are sure to turn heads and spark laughter wherever you go.

Pair it with shorts or a breezy skirt for the ultimate summer outfit that's as cool as it is comical. Perfect for beach days, backyard barbecues, or just lounging around.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

It's So Hot I Wish I Could Put My Titties Up In A Ponytail Tee