Personally Victimized By My Tummy Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

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Description:

You eat one slice of pizza and suddenly your jeans are staging a protest. You try to be healthy, and your stomach still throws a tantrum. Welcome to the club. The “Personally Victimized By My Tummy” t-shirt is for every woman who's had her day derailed by bloating, cravings, or a stomach that just can’t take a joke.

It’s real. It’s relatable. And it’s kind of funny—once you’re past the stomach ache, of course. Whether you’re dealing with food sensitivities, unpredictable digestion, or just that one pair of pants that used to fit yesterday, this tee gets it.

Made from soft, stretchy cotton blend and designed with a relaxed fit, it’s made for comfort—because let’s be honest, we all need a little extra grace when our tummy has other plans.

Product Highlights:

Lightweight, soft cotton-blend fabric that moves with you (even when your stomach doesn’t)
Relaxed fit perfect for lounging, errands, or canceling plans last-minute
Playful message that hits way too close to home—in the best way
A great gift for your most dramatic, food-sensitive, or comfort-loving bestie

Because sometimes the biggest villain in your life... is your own stomach.

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Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

Personally Victimized By My Tummy Tee