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Please Take A Number I'll Piss You Off Shortly Tee

★★★★★ Luv Livia is rated 4.9/5 based on 2205+ reviews
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Please Take A Number I'll Piss You Off Shortly Tee
Description
Add some fun and attitude to your outfit with our witty "Please Take a Number I'll Piss You Off Shortly" Tee. This tongue-in-cheek graphic t-shirt is perfect for those unafraid to be a little sassy.
About this product:
- Entertaining, bold design
- Ultra-soft, lightweight, and comfortable
- High-quality, durable print
- Available in multiple colors & sizes
Why you need this tee:
😜 Hilarious Statement: Our funny graphic tee features a cheeky statement design that's sure to leave an impression.
🌸 Comfy & Stylish: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this soft and lightweight t-shirt offers all-day comfort without sacrificing style. The relaxed fit and eye-catching design combine to create a fashionable and edgy look that's perfect for any casual occasion.
👚 True To Size: Our t-shirts are made in the US 🇺🇸 to ensure a perfect fit. Check our size guide here.
Care Instructions: Keep your sassy tee looking fabulous with these care tips.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
- Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron the design
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Shipping / Returns
Shipping
- We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
- You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
- We offer free shipping on orders over $50.
Returns
- We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
- To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
- For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions
Store Credit & Exchanges
- Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.
Sizing Chart

Care
To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:
- Hand wash cold with mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron or dry clean
- Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape
For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.








