You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak A* B-tch Tee

Description

Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin

Product Description:

Life’s a little wild, and so are we—no need to compete. The "Relax We’re All Crazy It’s Not A Competition" t-shirt is the perfect blend of humor and self-awareness, designed for anyone who knows we’re all just figuring it out in our own chaotic ways. Whether you’re navigating hectic days or just embracing your quirks, this tee is a playful reminder to take a deep breath and enjoy the ride.

Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, this t-shirt offers all-day comfort and a relaxed fit that’s as easygoing as its message. Perfect for casual outings, coffee runs, or binge-watching your favorite shows, it’s a wardrobe essential for anyone who finds humor in life’s beautifully messy moments.

Features:

Material: Soft, lightweight cotton for comfort you’ll love.
Fit: Unisex relaxed fit for a flattering, casual style.
Design: Durable, high-quality print that stands up to life’s adventures.
Perfect For: Everyday wear, sharing laughs, and embracing your wonderfully crazy side.

Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting it to a friend who “gets it,” this t-shirt is guaranteed to spread good vibes and a lot of laughs. Pair it with jeans or leggings and wear it proudly—you’re already winning at this crazy little thing called life.

Keywords: funny women’s t-shirt, casual statement tee, relatable graphic shirt, unisex humor t-shirt, quirky lifestyle apparel, unique gift for friends.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

Shipping / Returns

Shipping

We process all orders within 24 hours, excluding holidays.
You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.
We offer free shipping on orders over $50.

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery on unworn, unwashed items with tags still attached.
To start a return, please contact us with your order number.
For hygienic reasons, we cannot accept returns on certain products. See return policy for full list of exclusions

Store Credit & Exchanges

Prefer another size or style? We're happy to offer store credit only.

Sizing Chart

Care

To keep your item looking its best, we recommend the following care:

Hand wash cold with mild detergent
Do not bleach
Lay flat to dry or hang dry—avoid direct sunlight
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron or dry clean
Store in a cool, dry place to preserve fabric quality and shape

For delicate lace, embroidery, or specialty fabrics, handle with extra care and consider placing items in a mesh laundry bag if machine washing is necessary.

You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak A* B-tch Tee